I am my grandpa's granddaughter.

[context: my grandfather and his lady friend Ellie came by to visit. my grandfather and my dad were retorting back and forth to each other about things, and my grandpa was being a little feisty.]

Ellie (to me and my sister): So, why don't you girls have dates tonight?

Dad: They're Swartzwelders. Everything that's wrong with him (points to Grandpa) they have inherited.

Grandpa: Hey, I am the easiest person in the world to get along with, as long as you see things my way.

Yep. That's why I didn't have a date on this Saturday night.